9/9:  It's been a while since Rose and I have gotten together with Dan and Nilda (with good reason, of course).  We were hoping that perhaps Dan had grown up since we last saw him.  You be the judge.
We agreed to join them for an outdoor concert at Empire City Casino in Yonkers (Yonkers Raceway).  Kenny Loggins was in concert, and Rose and I both liked his music.  We met Dan and Nilda inside the Casino, and went for some dinner before the concert.  Little did we know that each table in the restaurant had a group of 4 draught beer taps right at the table.  Can you see where this is a set up for a disaster?
Things were going along smoothly for a while.  You poured your own beer, and paid $.40 per ounce.   Well, Dan's beer tab came to $38.40 - you do the math.  I knew we might be in for some trouble.
At any rate, we went to the concert, and we were enjoying it immensely. 
After a while, Dan excused himself.  We assumed he was going to the men's room.  Boy, were we wrong.  Next thing you know . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
there he was, on stage.  And yes, he was singing! (if that's what you call it).   
I'm sure you can guess what happened next.  Yup.  You're right.  He was arrested.